[His voice sounds like it's being ground out.] I'm hesitant to admit that it took me this long to notice, but have you spoken with Chuck, Tony? He left the manor a week or so ago, and I haven't heard from him since. I assumed he'd gone to stay with you, but if you're in Germany, I'm not so sure.

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[There's a female reporter on the screen, dressed in red and doing her best to look professional. Her voice is grating as she explains,] The following video aired on TVs all around Gotham today as Wayne Enterprises took control of the Gotham Times from the mysterious ShinRa Company. It's rumored that Wayne Enterprises intends to buy ShinRa ( Read more... )

Father's Day already? It feels earlier than last year. One of the few holidays that hasn't had its purpose corrupted by capitalism - Hallmark aside. Paying respect to one's father for the things he's done for you is a good sentiment, but confining it to one day has always seemed somewhat absurd to me ( Read more... )

I have never been so grateful to be in my own bed and I'll be damned if I take it for granted again any time soon.

It's good not to have the Brady Bunch running amok.

Oh, and Chuck? When I said you could have access to my liquor cabinet, I didn't mean you should empty it.

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It had taken three hours, seven stitches, and three vicodin to get Bruce to the state he was in. Sitting upright in bed in his blue-themed bedroom, he has two pillows stacked behind him, the TV across the room on, and a bag of craisins on the bed with him. Wayne Manor is now admitting visitors. But, don't expect him to be too lucid.

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...Tim is upset. Reasonably so, I suppose, but I have the distinct feeling he wouldn't be quite so frustrated with me if he hadn't been caught with Nygma. He's a child, he'll forgive me soon enough I hope. I shouldn't be the one apologizing for the video coming out, if he thinks he can retire as Robin to become Batman, then he should know better ( Read more... )

...Something is definitely not right here.

For starters, this is Pepper's apartment and I have more self control and self preservation than that.

[ooc; Bruce and Pepper have been bodyswapped! It probably will not last more than a few days, but for the time being, prepare for weirdness. algkjelgj PEPPER I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THIS IF YOU DO I' ( Read more... )

The Joker's been checked into Arkham. The staff has agreed to put him under heavy sedatives so he won't be making any headway in an escape attempt under that kind of narcotic influence. Either way, the papers have published his apprehension and it's discouraged any following he gathered from his open letter ( Read more... )

Nygma, I'd like to discuss with you the conditions of your relocation to my world's Gotham City. I've renewed my lease on the loft you'll be making use of, but I'd like to request something of you in return for facilitating your safety from one Thomas Elliot.

On a separate note; Tony, when are you getting back from your vacation?

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